tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5515084518975751222024-03-06T14:19:37.325+08:00BRAIN COMPASSbecause sometimes the mind gets lostdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-76205868692169976932008-09-04T09:16:00.003+08:002008-09-04T09:34:29.844+08:00LOCKED<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixWHdk9EXu5hqEQO2pg7cKciQwiOq9qqg-JGf26Q-XolNTHnI7gc-92WD8jpMCe6BTLS3o7twxx74ZuwjpD5Ejsi9CqjQ2Y1kasnrmUXMO4LKVMpivIW5hGonbDnPN77mirIG0_CfEtGcZ/s1600-h/manifoil_open_locked.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241973392446546162" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixWHdk9EXu5hqEQO2pg7cKciQwiOq9qqg-JGf26Q-XolNTHnI7gc-92WD8jpMCe6BTLS3o7twxx74ZuwjpD5Ejsi9CqjQ2Y1kasnrmUXMO4LKVMpivIW5hGonbDnPN77mirIG0_CfEtGcZ/s400/manifoil_open_locked.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div>Due to very unfortunate turn out of events, unreconcilable differences, unsettled disputes, and just plain ignorance on Brain Compass's partners and affiliates, I have no recourse and I am forced to lock Brain Compass forever. I chose not to delete this rather just lock it for reference purposes in the event that any spider might crawl this into their engine. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>I also am taking this opportunity to thank all of you who supported BC. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I started something like this last June 12 and I'm currently deciding if I'll post future posts here, there instead. I've been very busy hence late updates and that site I'm referring to is still showing the automated Hello World post. I'll let you all know when to make big switch.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Again, thank you everyone! That excludes my affliates here at BC who are the very reason why I'm locking this site. To you dumbasses, I say FUCK YOU ALL! GET THE HELL OFF MY FUCKING INTERFACE! It's called Brain Compass because you need a fuckin' BRAIN in the first place! UP YO ASSES MUTHAFUCKAS! </div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-23983473791765383312008-08-09T08:04:00.006+08:002008-08-09T08:14:14.381+08:00Dodge Viper ohhhh! I want one!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPSvSJVIyq8a7k1bAlcc24AUDvG8qQe64VeZLoGq5g9yu2yLaHApOC6_cLuoR3B9mSguZcU_V5v8HJrRi1LImV2wnkgm9xN3CXqx4c-5ojb5_NLDi-VEroGhCPRGRccyiInEhUip8lQdvd/s1600-h/viperacrfd_01_ot.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPSvSJVIyq8a7k1bAlcc24AUDvG8qQe64VeZLoGq5g9yu2yLaHApOC6_cLuoR3B9mSguZcU_V5v8HJrRi1LImV2wnkgm9xN3CXqx4c-5ojb5_NLDi-VEroGhCPRGRccyiInEhUip8lQdvd/s400/viperacrfd_01_ot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232302141422917474" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/08/first-drive-2008-dodge-viper-srt10-acr/">Autoblog</a> came up with an article about the latest Viper release and boy, did those pics blew me away. I've been an immaculate fan of Ferrari's though I still can't afford one and I'm already in my effin 40's. I've been saving up for it since I was 21, I fuck you not! The damn problem is I can't save anything because I don't own anything, I get my booze money from begging and the only skill I possess is downing a beer can in a record 5 secs. I did try joining a damn beer-drinking contest at least thrice in this effin lifetime I live but the competition downed a can in a record 4.9 secs. That's .1 sec faster than me. Dammit! I thought I was fast.<br /><br />Click the <a href="http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/08/first-drive-2008-dodge-viper-srt10-acr/">link</a> for more pics of the FAST Viper.<br /></div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-34103194378204211342008-08-07T09:29:00.006+08:002008-08-07T09:41:55.458+08:00Bob's full scale tumbler is fucking gorgeous<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX2wVOBjmUZWSwST57O_9t0cvEqjllTdjFjFEcMfjTfL0l-iL5tXQdE8AqEMwut5KVjkmdPSmRcxvHfz1b3fqcj2Y57sQ4QGAH2XM-phPwAPOSO9Rmg4IlhMK1_P13WKPbSCtzdbSC6uFx/s1600-h/tumbler-04.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX2wVOBjmUZWSwST57O_9t0cvEqjllTdjFjFEcMfjTfL0l-iL5tXQdE8AqEMwut5KVjkmdPSmRcxvHfz1b3fqcj2Y57sQ4QGAH2XM-phPwAPOSO9Rmg4IlhMK1_P13WKPbSCtzdbSC6uFx/s400/tumbler-04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231582006342276834" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Bob Dullam is my no1 guy kicking out Quentin Tarantino who has been way up there for years now. If someone else could build a Tumbler from scratch and using only the internet for guides and howto's plus around 50-70K then his/her is most welcome to kick out Bob, but for now, Bob is the man!<br /><br />I also have been using the internet as a guide for my once in a lifetime project and that is beer keg that doesn't leave my side. A beer keg that's always there 24/7. A beer keg that automatically fills me up when it senses that my alcohol levels is down by at least a hangover.<br /><br />Since all I do is get drunk 24/7, I never really had time to finish the damn project, I aptly called, Project: Beer Keg Leech. And now I'm still in the process of looking for an empty beer keg, damn! All I have are empty beer cans. I think I'll rename it to Project Beer Can Leech.<br /><br />WHY SO SERIOUS?<br /><br />Click the <a href="http://devicedaily.com/misc/diy-full-scale-replica-of-batmans-tumbler.html">link</a> for more images of the Batman Tumbler by the man, Bob Dullam.<br /><br /></div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-89376694628098954072008-07-31T06:22:00.006+08:002008-07-31T13:12:04.833+08:00Clearblue easy fertility monitor for the unprepared<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmWYM1_hb4xn5AwARV8A-PgucxXiExFDjvKVzN_VH5brdmz3Wjvr3OrvFsJo103qKJB8-gGDUyQoQr78ywbiZXOsihnISmkE9C1H8swTbIViVMaV1B8nL8b-YHaNGyL2csvI0I8cao9N-W/s1600-h/clearblue.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmWYM1_hb4xn5AwARV8A-PgucxXiExFDjvKVzN_VH5brdmz3Wjvr3OrvFsJo103qKJB8-gGDUyQoQr78ywbiZXOsihnISmkE9C1H8swTbIViVMaV1B8nL8b-YHaNGyL2csvI0I8cao9N-W/s400/clearblue.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228939043025822450" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">This fertility monitor actually tells when your chick is ovulating. I would recommend this for those having a hard time to conceive their first. No more manual calculations using that calendar. And I would definitely recommend this to this acquaintance of mine named Jaymen. Not for the purpose of conceiving his first, rather for the purpose of not conceiving another first.<br /><br />Jaymen is what you may call a 'macho-estupido-numero-uno.' Why?<br /><br /></div><ol style="text-align: justify;"><li>Contraceptives abound for the nth decades ago and he just have no idea they existed in the first place. And he had fathered a record number of firsts in record time.</li><li>He fucks any chick you serve him: the whore, the prostitute, the house-help, and the dude who lives a two-face life and at night morphs into a woman with skirts and all.</li><li>He brags to everyone and anyone that he fucks everyone and anyone. Details included (the only detail he leaves out is his ass full of rashes, and, of course, the two-face life dude)</li><li>He would readily fuck a 60 year old like he would readily fuck a 16 year old, except for the fact that he needs to booze to puke status the 16 year old, yet, still, would not fuck him.</li><li>He brags that he gives monetary support to 18 year olds that he likes but would not fuck them until their 21.</li><li>He accuses me that I fucked all of his 18 year olds and that he just wasted his hard-earned money fucking 60 years olds. And I deflowered his 18 year olds before he had a chance. </li></ol><div style="text-align: justify;">That damn, paranoid retard, WTH is the reason of his accusation? well, since I was accused then, I did fuck all of his 18's. Serves him right or me.<br /><br />ADD/UPDATE:<br />Now that has got to be the most record number of the word 'fuck' that appears in a post.<br /><br />ADD/UPDATE AGAIN:<br />Fuck! It really is!<br /></div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-63217283110418085892008-07-31T06:10:00.004+08:002008-07-31T06:56:09.601+08:00ViDtoMP3: videos to MP3 conversion tool<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyMTBCsrIkqMa3reqBQAaQrj8P6Qcg7_D833RPgAhWiCXK2zIFswWV22VPaaKr6mYz9jQOli9AwfuKe2YrsGdI4uc2Ok-UrEgIy3b1hraBBte1wdvRqnoHT2tU9PWnvmZ7xY2ndRGr8hIV/s1600-h/vid2mp3_logo.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyMTBCsrIkqMa3reqBQAaQrj8P6Qcg7_D833RPgAhWiCXK2zIFswWV22VPaaKr6mYz9jQOli9AwfuKe2YrsGdI4uc2Ok-UrEgIy3b1hraBBte1wdvRqnoHT2tU9PWnvmZ7xY2ndRGr8hIV/s400/vid2mp3_logo.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228933686187831106" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">For those who are too lazy in doing the "oh so many" steps in video conversion, here's a dummy tool. <a href="http://vidtomp3.com/index.php">VidtoMP3's</a> 4 "oh so easy" steps will have you bloating that 1 terabyte HDD in no time.<br /><br />And you what's also "oh so many?" The dudes that my ex fucks. And you know what's also "oh so easy?" Well, my ex that I used to fuck.</div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-21917203232445479602008-07-07T06:50:00.005+08:002008-07-07T07:05:23.083+08:00Openmoko's Neo FreeRunner is the WTG<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigWUKteb9_Krf3VSco_epyELPa9lmXdrnlxdoRYdzphhTU4tm4sgTMX6gmfRMPe5fgYxCVrFijD_M7y0X5ZmIZ061ub4V-wSz_BXPpmjfDKw4oONmMcDqbm1I0SIxTkFgcQSN9K4NyLRiF/s1600-h/openmoko.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigWUKteb9_Krf3VSco_epyELPa9lmXdrnlxdoRYdzphhTU4tm4sgTMX6gmfRMPe5fgYxCVrFijD_M7y0X5ZmIZ061ub4V-wSz_BXPpmjfDKw4oONmMcDqbm1I0SIxTkFgcQSN9K4NyLRiF/s400/openmoko.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220038036255082658" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">FreeRunner is an open-source/linux based phone. It is just like what an open-source phone should be, that is, everything is open for you to tweak including the board. It supports GSM tri-band, WiFi (802.1 1b/g), BlueTooth and GPRS. Now I don't wanna sound like a fucking manual so for a full listing of the specs, click <a href="http://www.openmoko.com/product.html">this</a> instead. Other than that, I posted this because this phone is what all phones should be, open-source. Though the iPhone is, well, yeah, open-source in a sense after hacking it, but then you got the fucking warranty voided. Where's the fun in that? Hmmm, that makes it all fun, hack and crack the warranty.</div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-90346572433706204682008-07-03T06:13:00.008+08:002008-07-07T11:09:24.539+08:00DC™ 30 GPS dog tracking collar for the bitch<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnGptTxOCIJjpOPklqjoj4dbxxOvy6N9j_DPoMFblAHL5nhkXdLdoTjA2mH5TMynME0RLcHPXGkSKfcYv61jurTIgBL-xBH5iuhhnNFaq_gNfgJgNxbcK4hCvwLTAZ6MWiIHTnDdZDXo0X/s1600-h/gps+dog.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnGptTxOCIJjpOPklqjoj4dbxxOvy6N9j_DPoMFblAHL5nhkXdLdoTjA2mH5TMynME0RLcHPXGkSKfcYv61jurTIgBL-xBH5iuhhnNFaq_gNfgJgNxbcK4hCvwLTAZ6MWiIHTnDdZDXo0X/s400/gps+dog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218543491360920914" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><blockquote>This rugged, all-weather collar has an integrated GPS transmitter and antenna that work with the Astro® 220 to ensure that your dog will never be lost again. Plus, it’s specially weighted so the antenna will always point to the sky for optimal signal.<br /></blockquote></div>[via <a href="https://buy.garmin.com/shop/shop.do?pID=15512">Garmin.com</a>]<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">If this can work with dogs, it sure can work with my girl. The effin problem with her is that whenever I call her, it takes at least three or four tries by me before she answers the call. And that's usually followed by heavy breathing or she talks as if there's a foot long cheese dog stuck in her mouth. Plus there's a dude in the background whose panting like a race horse after a race.<br /><br />Now I don't wanna sound paranoid and all but I think she's having an affair. I always ask her who is that dude panting and she says that's its ambient noise, maybe from her boss. I tried tracking her using her cellphone, but it's inaccurate, I think. She works at the city and we live in the suburbs, but every query by me on her cellphone always tracks her, just a block away from our abode, located in the corner where that Enrique lives.</div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-10679351183148272862008-07-03T05:53:00.008+08:002008-07-07T11:04:08.136+08:00My fave of the weirdest accidents<a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2007/02/oops-weirdest-accidents.html">DarkRoastedBlend</a> came up with a list of weirdest accidents and this happens to be one of my fave.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI-HkWXA1XFrWmbovJxjSjhxRreOFc4M_LLR-TiXFSqmcB2SZMiqMEzEk12aadn5vpQWRNuPxQXms-qX1SlwwTz0MgnijSkTPPJquAJ_aRn_CQSrkCcvATsI9Hb69YNnRJZjMv5KQhCFJ8/s1600-h/accmuv.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI-HkWXA1XFrWmbovJxjSjhxRreOFc4M_LLR-TiXFSqmcB2SZMiqMEzEk12aadn5vpQWRNuPxQXms-qX1SlwwTz0MgnijSkTPPJquAJ_aRn_CQSrkCcvATsI9Hb69YNnRJZjMv5KQhCFJ8/s400/accmuv.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218538912357707042" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Imagine watching the latest installment of Iron Man which happens to be on top of my list of comic-book heroes thanks to that Robert Downey starrer and then just when the ark reactor is about to blow..KABLAM!!! KABOOM!!! WAHPAK!!! WAGABAG!!! A truck makes it way inside the movie house. Surprises of surprises! Now that's suspension of disbelief, believably, of course.<br /></div><br />But this has got to be my top fave.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOQTmDMdmN4iH733PvyzuqAHynCEQhqmW4e56q-EIulCAyC1Nu0okF8k8kikOhdeVj7RM00E5Vh7UIpFlAiydOMrpaG0ypUZR98b_Ocyivc5hasEC9j82RQ1jmUw5G5OMuOcAI07CQpl0s/s1600-h/accchk.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOQTmDMdmN4iH733PvyzuqAHynCEQhqmW4e56q-EIulCAyC1Nu0okF8k8kikOhdeVj7RM00E5Vh7UIpFlAiydOMrpaG0ypUZR98b_Ocyivc5hasEC9j82RQ1jmUw5G5OMuOcAI07CQpl0s/s400/accchk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5218540313592169362" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">I know there's nothing weird about it and it sure beats the hell out of me why it got listed in first place, but I still have to thank DRB for posting it. It's the chick man! Just look at her being so gorgeous in that white dress and those heels. I've always wanted my girl dressed like that. And if she can be that strong, imagine what I can or we can do with her strings, well off, that is. Now anybody out there who can hook me up with one? Damn! Me fucking rabbit-sense is tingling.</div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-45004622321057221932008-06-25T20:33:00.005+08:002008-07-07T11:03:06.977+08:00Suckah for the 2009 Ferrari California<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIDxMlVg-84nlNHzJ99EytAIstopVipctxTOD8qsxByjHEnW0i47ygUTmN01AMEot0qksZHhLNtNLhJrbsY74xk9VFcQbeTZ0LOG6g9jSP-g3GRmo1JfHFO_6SMHOkrlhqx4VfUghNflN3/s1600-h/Ferrari-California-2009.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIDxMlVg-84nlNHzJ99EytAIstopVipctxTOD8qsxByjHEnW0i47ygUTmN01AMEot0qksZHhLNtNLhJrbsY74xk9VFcQbeTZ0LOG6g9jSP-g3GRmo1JfHFO_6SMHOkrlhqx4VfUghNflN3/s400/Ferrari-California-2009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215796438737938962" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Now the good thing about Ferrari's is you get laid no matter how uber-ugly you are, so long as your ride doesn't end up like <a href="http://braincompass.blogspot.com/2008/05/ferrari-is-too-hot-to-handle.html">this.</a> As a matter of fact even if it ends up like that, the chicks still knows how much dough you still have and that's more than enough.<br /><br />And the good thing about me not owning one is that I can look like this <a href="http://braincompass.blogspot.com/2008/05/cellphone-for-mind-control.html">idiot</a> or like this <a href="http://braincompass.blogspot.com/2008/04/cellphone-booth-is-ridiculous.html">dumbass</a> and have a ride like <a href="http://braincompass.blogspot.com/2008/05/geek-scooter-has-too-many-features.html">this</a> and hang <a href="http://braincompass.blogspot.com/2008/04/florida-moves-to-ban-truck-nutz.html">this</a> behind me and you can kiss that kick-ass, chick magnet ride goodbye. Suckah!</div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-36137796035675167992008-06-23T08:31:00.004+08:002008-07-07T11:08:45.984+08:00Autopsy: no1 on my list in top 10 interactive sites<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNifFjHNXFzp4bjKhSd3ODLFHfphl91pYyRVULW5TmLjCscZcwFDMTzWPBp-JL8C4cohLfw5xhChvwntDFgrgrGJhfJ-2nJD3jHhiYHWxCSQgLhdXBTHzWZ2r2TadACMukoihWsL-UMbVc/s1600-h/death.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNifFjHNXFzp4bjKhSd3ODLFHfphl91pYyRVULW5TmLjCscZcwFDMTzWPBp-JL8C4cohLfw5xhChvwntDFgrgrGJhfJ-2nJD3jHhiYHWxCSQgLhdXBTHzWZ2r2TadACMukoihWsL-UMbVc/s400/death.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214870214743215970" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">BC:</span> <a href="http://www.deathonline.net/movies/mm/autopsy.cfm">Death/Autopsy</a> has got to be my fave interactive website and I have <a href="http://www.webupon.com/Web-Talk/Wow-10-Awesome-Interactive-Websites.144563">WebUpon</a> to thank by listing it in their <a href="http://www.webupon.com/Web-Talk/Wow-10-Awesome-Interactive-Websites.144563">top 10.</a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">QUENTIN:</span> This is my fave too. Know what? I'm gonna give my kid a go at this.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BC:</span> Why is that?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">QUENTIN:</span> Start em young, and maybe he'll grow up to be successful like me with all the blood and gore in my movies.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BC:</span> Now that's a novel idea.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">QUENTIN:</span> Novel? Nah! A navel idea! you see, next movie I make is all about navels. That's where the antagonist makes his move. The 12-inch butcher knife cut and lots and lots of blood. BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BC:</span> Now, where's the blood in this interactive site? I love it when you place the internal organs, one by one on the sink, but if it's interactive, where's the blood?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">QUENTIN:</span> You want blood? (pulls out 12-inch butcher's knife and cuts BC author by the navel) toldya it's a navel idea. And that's being interactive.</div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-30443890576481515372008-06-22T11:29:00.005+08:002008-07-07T11:06:51.789+08:00SMSD for dummies<div style="text-align: justify;">Most iPhone users are familiar to SMS handling by Nokia and Sony handsets and I'm currently coding an application for the iPhone which incorporates all of the features of said handsets to an iPhone but the 'job' and the 'hunt' is taking its toll on my time so I guess it'll be delayed. So I'm always suggesting that they use SMSD instead for the time being.<br /><br /> And I've been receiving lots of queries on how to activate SMSD on the iPhone. Again, if you bother googling you'll see lots of how to's and not to's, save all that and the usual techy talk bull, most of the time iPhone owners will have a hard time to follow. There are terms like OpenSSH, setting permissions, BSD etc. Now you'll be thinking that you need a degree or something to make SMSD work, NOT! Just follow these remedies and you'll have SMSD working in a jiffy or if you're as lazy as Peter Pan in Xay's post, you can use WeTools instead.<br /><br /> Thanks to google, amrut, modmyifone, hackintosh and Ricky Reyes for my hair, David's Salon for my make-up and of course, Cebuana Lhuillier for my jewelry, I love you Lucky! nyahahahahaha!<br /><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6b4OXpIngZRqmWV5Sa-6-ZhN-ak87iAMNfbpyqV9NQlohlL-FiGEkLoIQ18J8QQv-Fydn_LfFm7-eoKqzISA3fbVvl_cXGBzLFY1Xfj15Sw4AjUlAnjE1Knr7GT4YMMdaYYwqJrHprisY/s1600-h/smsd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6b4OXpIngZRqmWV5Sa-6-ZhN-ak87iAMNfbpyqV9NQlohlL-FiGEkLoIQ18J8QQv-Fydn_LfFm7-eoKqzISA3fbVvl_cXGBzLFY1Xfj15Sw4AjUlAnjE1Knr7GT4YMMdaYYwqJrHprisY/s400/smsd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214543287859806994" border="0" /></a>I'm assuming that you've tried installing SMSD thru the INSTALLER application in your iPhone. And I'm betting that when you run SMSD it just crashes and reverts back to the springboard.<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWBNaPZvoxaQuH9t0l1D3cZUyXqd909jml4HiYDMdGs197kHLn6fJDLHmbFpojzDXs4motkwPyOg5eRybNhATGCTb4ctdfbdwKwweRXyyjnWDQ9xd883nGbTB84LCf0Qg0gVrchoiEGURl/s1600-h/opensshbsd.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 139px; height: 209px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWBNaPZvoxaQuH9t0l1D3cZUyXqd909jml4HiYDMdGs197kHLn6fJDLHmbFpojzDXs4motkwPyOg5eRybNhATGCTb4ctdfbdwKwweRXyyjnWDQ9xd883nGbTB84LCf0Qg0gVrchoiEGURl/s400/opensshbsd.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214543434822898850" border="0" /></a>And I'm also assuming that BSD subsystem and OpenSSH is installed in your iPhone. Try checking if you have the said packages. If you jailbroke your iPhone yourself using Ziphone then you have those packages installed by default.<br /><br />If not, then install the packages. Location: INSTALLER -> install -> system.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">REMEDIES:</span><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">These are in order, meaning try the remedy #1 and if SMSD still crashes, try the next and so on and so, well you know the effin drill.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">1.</span> Uninstall SMSD, delete all text messages and conversations then hard restart your iPhone. Install SMSD again. Try.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.</span> If SMSD still crashes, download UiCTL. Location: Installer -> Install -> Utilities.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMbejOQsT6XPwZoQCtI6QKNcEvECGsGBvFHWy-5SZPKJeagvHqAztU07Oca6fGPnpzvOdQXNYAMqFUnwsJe5MbL5gdyEyS8O1boT416QDFs0SXtXXP9rm-iLHPp4rlACBvYMqENSHUYUTr/s1600-h/uictl.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMbejOQsT6XPwZoQCtI6QKNcEvECGsGBvFHWy-5SZPKJeagvHqAztU07Oca6fGPnpzvOdQXNYAMqFUnwsJe5MbL5gdyEyS8O1boT416QDFs0SXtXXP9rm-iLHPp4rlACBvYMqENSHUYUTr/s400/uictl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214543643504476514" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.1</span> Restart your iPhone then run UiCTL.<br />Scroll down to "<span style="background-color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">com.amrut.iphone.SMSD</span>" if it's not yet in bold black font then you have to load it, tap it and choose "<span style="background-color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">load -w</span>" Try SMSD.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3.</span> Still not working, Uninstall SMSD then hard restart your iPhone.<br />Go to INSTALLER -> sources. Tap "<span style="background-color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">edit</span>" then "<span style="background-color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">add</span>" this "<span style="background-color: rgb(255, 204, 153);">http://install.ifon.no</span>"<br />Download SMSD from INSTALLER -> install -> iFon Norway.<br />Follow step 2.1 then try SMSD.<br /><br /> There you have it, three simple remedies to get your SMSD working. Now that wasn't hard eh? Feel free to PM me or post your questions at comments and I'll answer them as soon as I get back and when I say back it means when I'm not under the effin influence of a hangover which I always am because that's what I'm paid to do err, I pay to have. Donated a friggin' beer already?</div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-31298926981407348542008-06-13T11:59:00.006+08:002008-07-07T11:08:12.904+08:00iPhone broadcasts live video<object height="317" width="352"><param name="FlashVars" value="id=38165&movieUrl=http://vs00001.flixwagon.com.s3.amazonaws.com/5d3d57ecdce44e6397868f849d48c87c_60"><param name="movie" value="http://www.flixwagon.com/flvPlayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.flixwagon.com/flvPlayer.swf" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="id=38165&movieUrl=http://vs00001.flixwagon.com.s3.amazonaws.com/5d3d57ecdce44e6397868f849d48c87c_60" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="317" width="352"></embed></object><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Times;font-size:16;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:arial;font-size:13;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate;font-family:Times;font-size:16;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" id="ro_l" style="border-collapse: collapse;font-size:16;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:10;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate;font-family:Times;font-size:16;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate;font-family:arial;font-size:13;" ><span id="mg1o9" style="color: rgb(89, 89, 89);"><blockquote>After Flixwagon is installed on the phone, users can broadcast videos with one click to the flixwagon website. Videos can be watched live or saved for later. Also, videos can be embedded in blogs via our flixee widget or uploaded to the user's YouTube account. Users can also easily determine which of their contacts to share each video with.</blockquote></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>[via <a href="http://blog.flixwagon.com/2008/06/from-the-flixwagon-lab-firstev.html">Flixwagon</a>]<br /></div>dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-52331311067556342232008-06-11T08:54:00.002+08:002008-06-11T08:57:58.205+08:00Eye-Fi automatically uploads photos<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-2BvcTQbj3UaqyOOVGbhjpNQc67VUXs_hikr0QucQGoIn4FQswTO5Iie28UQrQU381XzxBf6B3ZUR4cflwwfK-iUnaFWm8u5KUUMugZFAEjkxtEp7fKKc22DAeWd0NtDZQ5zXpT6s7Gih/s1600-h/eye_fi_large_logo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-2BvcTQbj3UaqyOOVGbhjpNQc67VUXs_hikr0QucQGoIn4FQswTO5Iie28UQrQU381XzxBf6B3ZUR4cflwwfK-iUnaFWm8u5KUUMugZFAEjkxtEp7fKKc22DAeWd0NtDZQ5zXpT6s7Gih/s400/eye_fi_large_logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210421042914456882" border="0" /></a><br /><p></p><blockquote><p>All Eye-Fi Cards can automatically deliver your pictures to your computer. PC or Mac. It’s as simple as choosing a folder. The card will then wirelessly deliver your photos to that destination and even arrange them in neat, date-stamped folders.</p> <p>Your photos can only be delivered to the computer and folder you’ve chosen, so you don’t have to worry about your photos going elsewhere, even if you’re in a different wireless network. And, if you’re a Mac user, you can choose to have your photos delivered directly into iPhoto for the best experience.</p> <p>To receive photos in this mode, your computer must be turned on and running the Eye-Fi Manager software. It’s a fast and convenient way to upload your photos for later enhancing, publishing or archiving. No messing with cables or cradles.</p></blockquote>[via <a href="http://www.eye.fi/">Eye-Fi</a>]dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-39321371812165918692008-06-10T12:56:00.002+08:002008-06-10T13:12:02.535+08:00iPhone 3G coming in July<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8QCUPOOb1dh3Voj-kh5_GFpFuAj0I5qeGnMTBY4TE48SZWlsS4qh2O16K2ue-aM5N9b2we6aAa3SgGmDqNUaW048wkUJt5zehh3nSlkCyJ7-hJSQGKW0nTdvsBKOFHTI6ffgu5wCu3D4q/s1600-h/3g-iphone.png"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8QCUPOOb1dh3Voj-kh5_GFpFuAj0I5qeGnMTBY4TE48SZWlsS4qh2O16K2ue-aM5N9b2we6aAa3SgGmDqNUaW048wkUJt5zehh3nSlkCyJ7-hJSQGKW0nTdvsBKOFHTI6ffgu5wCu3D4q/s400/3g-iphone.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210112546946128514" border="0" /></a><br />The second generation iPhone is coming in July this year. It now boasts of 3G, GPS, improved audio and a new headphone jack that is not recessed, meaning there's no more need for the dock when plugging the iPhone to external speakers. Other than that it still sports the same 2.0 MP camera.<br /><br />Hmmm... a second gen iPhone for 3G and GPS? Lemme think about that. Wait, I'm holding my horses. If I use 3G to surf the net then I'll be paying. If I use WiFi that I steal from my idiot neighbors' router, I won't be paying for anything. The GPS I might consider. But then again if my neighbor who is a fucking idiot decides to buy a 3G iPhone, I'll steal his instead. It's the price he pay for stealing my wife. I had no idea that slouching in the couch and booze all day equates to the next door handy man guy banging your wife while you sleep, dead-drunk.dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-14611750902219215062008-06-07T15:19:00.006+08:002008-06-07T15:45:59.272+08:00Goosh is simply better<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZyWm70MSLPjVsDn3LMleuVe6qDh6RbjzWQASwtLqj7Ui1CUgl-Ii72Uz9csw97irsWxM4Nj18048_lxa641DZSYPqZ9ZZ30K4mjBVSt-OpEL_395MvV5KvoqaagzODnRXbHH4SskpsFw9/s1600-h/goo.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZyWm70MSLPjVsDn3LMleuVe6qDh6RbjzWQASwtLqj7Ui1CUgl-Ii72Uz9csw97irsWxM4Nj18048_lxa641DZSYPqZ9ZZ30K4mjBVSt-OpEL_395MvV5KvoqaagzODnRXbHH4SskpsFw9/s400/goo.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209036075776620450" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://goosh.org/">Goosh.org</a> is an unofficial google shell created by <img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/DON_2/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" />Stephan Grothkopp. If your familiar to Unix or Linux, it behaves like running google from a shell. Google.com is pretty damn simple for a search engine one reason why it clicked, but goosh is as simple as it gets. And another thing that is simple is my perv's cousin's thinking.<br /><br />Not 1 + 1 = 2, more of like 1 girl in bikinis + 1 girl in thongs = 24 hour orgy.<br /><br />Now that's simple, at least for his imagination.<br /><br />Thanks to Raffy who needs to visit me again with lots of cash not just the cash to buy the Nokia phone but a lot more for the effin beer! Raf, saraf! NEVAH BETAH!dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-24292434462442081702008-06-06T13:23:00.008+08:002008-06-06T14:41:58.027+08:00iPhone jailbreak for dummies<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhktNcr0ZrdaOZ9fRK3GQyLkWMtCwO4iF5yYflfJRAouORVaUKkmHE0_wJKFoM1O-1W_Lmab__Ly9dElw5tN3kuew1qYw_ywQHhbO6605SpLAxG69p8OHZPqOkfyYP3feUWieNj7HQDFfur/s1600-h/IMG_6793.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhktNcr0ZrdaOZ9fRK3GQyLkWMtCwO4iF5yYflfJRAouORVaUKkmHE0_wJKFoM1O-1W_Lmab__Ly9dElw5tN3kuew1qYw_ywQHhbO6605SpLAxG69p8OHZPqOkfyYP3feUWieNj7HQDFfur/s400/IMG_6793.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208635182045469890" border="0" /></a><br />There’s always the fear of modding the iPhone and ending up with a useless phone and there’s always a time when that fear happens. Say for example you have lots of free WiFi available and you just can’t get a hold of the urge of downloading all the apps and then you end up with an iPhone that just won’t restart. Now what? Replace the phone? Go to the nearest mall and have a so called 'expert' do the job. Or be like Mac (read: McGyver) tatatatatan tanantan tanantan tanananan nan nan (repeat 3x)<br /><br />Gone are the days when you need to download at least five files and follow a guide that is not guiding you in the right direction (read: lots of techy talk bull.) I know there's already a guide out there. But, indulge me, this is as simple as opening a bottle of SanMig Light and also a try to pay back what I learned. Open source rules! right? So here goes...<br /><br /><br /><p style="font-weight: bold;" class="MsoNormal">What you will need:</p> <span style=""> </span> <p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://donsalcedo.multiply.com/journal/item/32/%20https://swdlp.apple.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/SoftwareDownloadApp.woa/1540/wo/tkV7afNODiE0h5zx25FW9w/2.5">iTunes</a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ziphone 2.5c</span> for <a href="http://files2.ziphone.org/ZiPhoneOSX-3.0.dmg%20%20%20%20">Mac</a> <a href="http://files2.ziphone.org/ZiPhoneWin-3.0.exe">Windows</a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">iPhone</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">USB cable</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">internet connection</span></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;">1.</span> Connect the iPhone to the PC using the cable.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.</span> Run iTunes.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT1SIlYVXgPV47E-4tocdL18Ex5DV6AT1s2tknq6m0894_vwYr7GoaILy3q44gcxhdiPYXqv11OryzMLSF_BIElUXcuNG2gwxnj0vhFkqgKNE_5O7X1Wiu5Lq8Q07wp4rZj_PUQg3t1DGA/s1600-h/itunes7_1_thumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT1SIlYVXgPV47E-4tocdL18Ex5DV6AT1s2tknq6m0894_vwYr7GoaILy3q44gcxhdiPYXqv11OryzMLSF_BIElUXcuNG2gwxnj0vhFkqgKNE_5O7X1Wiu5Lq8Q07wp4rZj_PUQg3t1DGA/s400/itunes7_1_thumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208635423506794626" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3.</span> If iPhone firmware is below 1.1.4 click <span style="font-weight: bold;">update</span> (for iPhones that are working fine) for iPhones that aren't restarting like the very first image in this post, click <span style="font-weight: bold;">restore.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4.</span> After the restore or update, the iPhone will restart restored to its original settings, meaning<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9BHRhNdz4AJH6ZWjcArzl0Sn8CptSV2vETp_BLrgIBOcpj5SxVulHcyMsKw79Eky36lDsu876cK-jahHpSXi7jErWFJApPLBdQv3najK8PBVOJeIQxL9Ue2vXAvfevOxf3ECaQq2P680q/s1600-h/restore-iphone-step3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9BHRhNdz4AJH6ZWjcArzl0Sn8CptSV2vETp_BLrgIBOcpj5SxVulHcyMsKw79Eky36lDsu876cK-jahHpSXi7jErWFJApPLBdQv3najK8PBVOJeIQxL9Ue2vXAvfevOxf3ECaQq2P680q/s400/restore-iphone-step3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208653907631872610" border="0" /></a> NOT activated. In the event that the iPhone has been unlocked previously, your phone will still be able to receive messages and calls but that is all it can do, for the time being, relax, light a smoke and read on.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NOTE:</span> Update does not erase the phone book, photos, music, vids, etc. Restore however erases everything.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">UPDATE:</span> I am lighting my cigarette.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5.</span> After the restore or update, eject the iPhone, close iTunes then reconnect the iPhone and restart iTunes. After iTunes detects the iPhone, run Ziphone.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NOTE:</span> Make sure that both iTunes and Ziphone is running.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq9R9Hvuui26lqVD6J35PF0Ta1RwV8J2OMmYhzgYkiZW8YNhFoHb9KxDj6oHQkgGmMa4bVoNwoHeT64oD9pECv-euRaxJS9mc7X-Zq3ZpH_vlpyjnUztqCOjovyJzA2gwYjVAfsSdsA7gK/s1600-h/ziphone3.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq9R9Hvuui26lqVD6J35PF0Ta1RwV8J2OMmYhzgYkiZW8YNhFoHb9KxDj6oHQkgGmMa4bVoNwoHeT64oD9pECv-euRaxJS9mc7X-Zq3ZpH_vlpyjnUztqCOjovyJzA2gwYjVAfsSdsA7gK/s400/ziphone3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208650703586062770" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6.</span> Click '<span style="font-weight: bold;">Do it all</span>.' Don't panic if you see white text on your iPhone touchscreen, it's normal. The process takes less than 10 minutes and after your last puff on that Marlboro of yours, VOILA, you got yourself an activated, unlocked and jailbroken iPhone.dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-48064380643411696392008-06-04T15:02:00.007+08:002008-06-06T14:31:42.850+08:00Stripper candle scent does not strip for me<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_fbGlVDkDoOsLY7OL2DVfEelinLcqiUVkfRLlrFbsi0m0jDt-FbOY6n46cqmDEwAa0u2mKV76WOEZZ9o-ryyPwapQDdcjf_wy_rSy1EGd0RQXIULRGd00kfU2u5TR2ktbGIBw8p1VYd6G/s1600-h/STRIPPER-2T.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_fbGlVDkDoOsLY7OL2DVfEelinLcqiUVkfRLlrFbsi0m0jDt-FbOY6n46cqmDEwAa0u2mKV76WOEZZ9o-ryyPwapQDdcjf_wy_rSy1EGd0RQXIULRGd00kfU2u5TR2ktbGIBw8p1VYd6G/s400/STRIPPER-2T.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207918297324100994" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.hotwicks.com/The_Stripper_Candle_p/STRIPPER.htm">Hotwicks</a> came up with a zane idea and made scented candles that smells strippers. Now how the hell are strippers supposed to fuckin' smell? They say "just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter." Or maybe add a little of dried squids and a pinch of dried fish perhaps? Nah, that ain't no stripper smell. That, my friends is the smell of the thongs I mentioned in my previous post.<br /><br />I got an idea for hotwicks, instead of the stripper scent or the urinal smell in their candles, why not make scented candles that stinks with the breath of Alven, well, you have no idea who he is, and now I'll give you a hint to know who he is. Ever smelled the breath of someone who hadn't eaten for days, you know, the hungry stomach smell? Yeah! that's it! That's him! Manufacture a scent like that and you could give Chemical Ali a run for his chemical arsenal.<br /><br />Thanks to Dee from multiply whose reaction with this scented candle I'm gonna echo in this post "... <strong style="font-weight: normal;">Strippers!</strong> Seriously???? WTF?!"dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-11700645283580492672008-06-04T10:52:00.004+08:002008-06-04T11:04:53.725+08:00Apps a must to jailbreak your iPhone<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoM-xXw7VHNS-2EEcW8kE-OEkAqrWaSdIYKK4FvG__VQpy7nKjsPXnqvl4qSvgpZQncSrHC38sNLFDyGstVYhki48wpa2Qya8pJYkWaPPK6x4cpcwdPpPTouvdR8QqzZRK2PbirveAtUOB/s1600-h/VideoRecorder-thumb.png"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoM-xXw7VHNS-2EEcW8kE-OEkAqrWaSdIYKK4FvG__VQpy7nKjsPXnqvl4qSvgpZQncSrHC38sNLFDyGstVYhki48wpa2Qya8pJYkWaPPK6x4cpcwdPpPTouvdR8QqzZRK2PbirveAtUOB/s400/VideoRecorder-thumb.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207854062531178354" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://lifehacker.com/394683/iphone-apps-worth-jailbreaking-for">Lifehacker</a> lists 13 apps which is worth jailbreaking your iPhone. I have all the apps listed but the iPhone Video Recorder was the real reason I jailbroke mine. The Video Recorder truly is worth it. It captures both video and audio and is fully customizable. I first tried ShowTime but without the donation, it only records up to four seconds of video minus customization. Though the iPhone Video Recorder lets you use it 30 times for 30 seconds only minus the registration key, well there's always a key lying around somewhere. It's like the thong of my ex, it lies anywhere, everywhere there's a dude with lots of wads of cash. I am not to be mistaken to be a dude with lots of dough, just a dude with X (read: xanthodont)dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-86328056746760494312008-05-19T20:03:00.004+08:002008-05-19T20:13:39.104+08:00Ferrari is too hot to handle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN_Yxbw2_TRwCHWIamZu1OCZMmoKQ3Wt5DyJYxOkv10q_WOXLoD3VLiGRNjidXEYNwyi6yFkCnCpidD68VK4-NrEjt_0PsD8P6wV1BT-OUwD8mQ7sMUv2jiLC64fqyPaUF9iyFV8TweeWA/s1600-h/hot+fer.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN_Yxbw2_TRwCHWIamZu1OCZMmoKQ3Wt5DyJYxOkv10q_WOXLoD3VLiGRNjidXEYNwyi6yFkCnCpidD68VK4-NrEjt_0PsD8P6wV1BT-OUwD8mQ7sMUv2jiLC64fqyPaUF9iyFV8TweeWA/s400/hot+fer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202058553143083330" border="0" /></a><br /><p class="article"></p><blockquote> Martin, 43, was at the wheel as the 599 GTB Fiorano burst into flames at traffic lights. Firefighters were quickly on the scene and doused the blaze – but the car was wrecked.</blockquote> <p></p>[image via/read more at <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1175191.ece">TheSun.co.uk</a>]<br /><br />I know havin' a Ferrari means hot women and very hot sex in a hot tub anywhere you want to. But sometimes fate rears it's ugly head to those damn lucky dudes in those hot cars. Me, envious? No way, besides not owning a Ferrari or a car or a damn bike which translates to no hot women, no hot sex or even a damn hot tub for me, nah, I'm not whining. Serves 'em right err me right.dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-8975683688692284982008-05-19T19:50:00.003+08:002008-05-19T19:59:41.353+08:00Laser target alarm clock<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwNjx9DKnyRdwOYjveRszbkSkpC1QTwmFCDShgITz0qZ1fEAXXkjvnNH_nBjlBsCwEGMutJi7swapa-PLvGfrgVasB0UJ8t28TphO6QzPzb4uWYehVHICRSSCwFzsgPoECClyBj0vWoN3m/s1600-h/laser_target_alarmclock.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwNjx9DKnyRdwOYjveRszbkSkpC1QTwmFCDShgITz0qZ1fEAXXkjvnNH_nBjlBsCwEGMutJi7swapa-PLvGfrgVasB0UJ8t28TphO6QzPzb4uWYehVHICRSSCwFzsgPoECClyBj0vWoN3m/s400/laser_target_alarmclock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202055460766630194" border="0" /></a><br /><blockquote>A laser beam aimed at the exact center of the target is the only way to turn off the alarm sound in the morning. When the laser hits the target the alarm is turned off for 24 hours and goes off at the same time the next day. The alarm will always do this until manually de-activated or the alarm time changes.</blockquote>[image via/read more at <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/a28d/">ThinkGeek</a>]<br /><br />Now this is futuristic. But I'm not. I'm a traditionalist. And my tradition with alarm clocks is they either get hit by a pillow or by my Glock. I find the Glock more amusing because the pillow just can't destroy the fucking thing, with the Glock, I surely wake up from my slumber and blast the damn thing to smithereens. I'm still getting this clock not because of the laser but for my Glock.dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-74662395345520791122008-05-14T19:31:00.004+08:002008-05-14T19:43:36.233+08:00Mad TV Heroes spoof is hilarious and I'm late<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rm0ZXFz3to4&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rm0ZXFz3to4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br />I know I'm late and this vid was posted months ago but better late than fucking never. I just have to post this. It's so funny and you know what else is funny? It's me being like the Hiro spoof in the first part of this vid. You see I finally got a chance to score with a hot chick and just like any loser I asked my friend who is a ladies man and he told me that I should take her out to some oyster bar. Oysters, just in case your an idiot not to know, are famous for being an aphrodisiac. But then after a couple of baked ones, I found myself locked inside the toilet for two grueling hours. And the hot chick, well, my friend who is a ladies man I told you earlier, got to score with her. Fuck him! I AM GONNA kill all of his kin and feed their remains to my dogs.<br /><br />Thanks to riain who I still own a skyliner, still.dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-4071182003703029622008-05-14T06:28:00.004+08:002008-05-14T06:39:36.199+08:00GTA IV hauls four Guiness records<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3Oa9V3SPZILSIjeDpkJRy_yNRbNQiXDuttXTbXtxjEIqanx7Euve3WcsqJgsU2XsWicLIzJ63oL22XAF7fmCJdpQusJqaqy-BHfOyj3wDYIFfFw3cRHzqblQisN9lXtF5_krAT0541nec/s1600-h/grand-theft-auto-iv-20071128012032646-000.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3Oa9V3SPZILSIjeDpkJRy_yNRbNQiXDuttXTbXtxjEIqanx7Euve3WcsqJgsU2XsWicLIzJ63oL22XAF7fmCJdpQusJqaqy-BHfOyj3wDYIFfFw3cRHzqblQisN9lXtF5_krAT0541nec/s400/grand-theft-auto-iv-20071128012032646-000.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199994147047489826" border="0" /></a><br />Grand Theft Auto IV was released on April 29, 2008 and has since gone on to break the following four records:<br /><br />- Most expensive game ever developed ($100 million)<br />- Biggest entertainment release of all-time<br />- Highest grossing video game in 24 hours<br />- Highest revenue generated by an entertainment product in 24 Hoursdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-4642853648843674312008-05-14T06:22:00.003+08:002008-05-14T06:27:50.812+08:00Guitar hero IV details released, very promising<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCaQ110ebbkHLUBwCUvgwBQ7mYRFvq2RVbmDQEA0p1Vvg27b4HJHicr1GJsTHpqI0XVIUuk2N5oQcsLU7bJdlHbPkj5DpsEtdn5BUqChuAUUF6u-GSlth18GE67dCmZ075B-M4U3121n6R/s1600-h/gh.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCaQ110ebbkHLUBwCUvgwBQ7mYRFvq2RVbmDQEA0p1Vvg27b4HJHicr1GJsTHpqI0XVIUuk2N5oQcsLU7bJdlHbPkj5DpsEtdn5BUqChuAUUF6u-GSlth18GE67dCmZ075B-M4U3121n6R/s400/gh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199991793405411602" border="0" /></a><br /><blockquote>"Guitar Hero IV will follow closely in the footsteps of Rock Band, offering new instruments including a bass, microphone, and six-piece drumset that includes two cymbals. It is unknown whether or not the Guitar Hero IV instruments and Rock Band instruments will be cross-compatible.<br /><br />Rock stars can step into the studio to create their own songs and share them with other players online courtesy of the newly minted Guitar Hero Tunes service, but these tracks will be devoid of vocals.<br /><br />While no song titles were yet confirmed, Van Halen, The Eagles, Sublime, and Linkin Park will all be making appearances on the tracklist."</blockquote>[image via/ read more at <a href="http://duggmirror.com//gaming_news/First_Guitar_Hero_IV_Details_Shed/plain.html">dugmirror</a>]dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-17047880126610559762008-05-13T19:46:00.005+08:002008-05-13T21:33:27.699+08:00Lug nut pill holder for smugglers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEnBPduWFQTyo-29Go56S24rmUH6WuoPJG_k1St603dD8CLRrXWsTSTQC8O5FLLgts_CvHB61b8i2E6YWNrHWXuAssgf1BRF7XaVO-xw8npgYApbc1YBXGYV8djsGM32iHbYDnbqGAQuUf/s1600-h/lug_nut_pill_case_open.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEnBPduWFQTyo-29Go56S24rmUH6WuoPJG_k1St603dD8CLRrXWsTSTQC8O5FLLgts_CvHB61b8i2E6YWNrHWXuAssgf1BRF7XaVO-xw8npgYApbc1YBXGYV8djsGM32iHbYDnbqGAQuUf/s400/lug_nut_pill_case_open.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199828056367186178" border="0" /></a><br />[image via/ read more at <a href="http://www.seanmichaelragan.com/html/%5B2008-05-11%5D_Lug_nut_pill_case_for_gearheads.shtml">seanmichaelragan</a>]<br /><br />This is not for your grandpa who is already having a hard time battling Parkinson's. This is for all the smugglers out there. They mix coke bags with coffee beans right? Now how do you smuggle in ecstasy? This is perfect, you see, it costs 10 dollars for a lug nut pill case, yeah that's a lot for a pill holder but then again what little price to pay to have your shit glide through customs without a hitch. Send yourself at least 100 crates of these packed with tablets and declare it as, well, what else? lug nuts and you can start your very own Amsterdam. They'll never guess. And did I mention that it's water-proof? Perfect eh?dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-551508451897575122.post-61028990370620518202008-05-10T21:23:00.007+08:002008-05-10T21:41:58.975+08:00Woman who can't forget is depressed<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilXprKZxjvedykKO1bwAzgARAjF1gG7x_SavbtRY3ii9SJMc10VPCLRx6BQVrD8XPAiGnCmMq3Dr47TRnEAMkW-OXFaIFTUaK4XPs6FEFPRAucPEul0MLySJiT2OXT4dnVQRVOzTPkJWUW/s1600-h/remember.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilXprKZxjvedykKO1bwAzgARAjF1gG7x_SavbtRY3ii9SJMc10VPCLRx6BQVrD8XPAiGnCmMq3Dr47TRnEAMkW-OXFaIFTUaK4XPs6FEFPRAucPEul0MLySJiT2OXT4dnVQRVOzTPkJWUW/s400/remember.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198739512662216882" border="0" /></a><br />[image via <a href="http://modernwhimsy.blogspot.com/2007/04/illustration-friday-remember.html">modernwhimsy</a>]<br /><blockquote><span>"Jill Price, 42, can remember every part of her life since she was 14 but considers her ability a curse as she cannot switch off.</span><br /><br /><span>Every detail about every day since 1980 - what time she got up, who she met, what she did, even what she ate - is locked in her brain and can be released to come flooding back by common triggers like songs, smells or place names.</span><br /><br /><span>Her condition is so rare that scientists had to coin a term for her condition - hyperthymestic syndrome from the Greek thymesis, for remembering, and hyper, meaning well above normal."</span><br /></blockquote>[via <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1940420/The-woman-who-can-remember-everything.html#continue">telegraph.co.uk</a>]<br /><br />Why is it that there is always someone with extraordinary abilities who hate their ability? Come on, if I had powers like Hiro Nakamura, I'll surely abuse it to the maximum and get my self filthy rich. And if I had hyperthy...blah blah shit, I can surely find ways to get me compensated mucho dinero maximo. But then again when it comes to memory retention, all I can remember is that I was up late drinking last night like all other nights and I was very drunk, again like every other night. I have no idea who I slept with or where the fuck did I sleep. And why the hell did I woke up inside the maid's quarters with nothing on. Shit! I think I have an idea why their smiling at me a while ago and singing "teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini." Dammit! The secret's out.dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14017633063169221151noreply@blogger.com0