Showing posts with label portable. Show all posts
Showing posts with label portable. Show all posts

Portapack for pervs? NOT!


PORTA2030 deploys porta-pack, a mobile network unit that builds on a wifi harddrive (WL-HDD2.5) for multi-faceted transmission. Installed with a 1GB flashcard and programmed in open source codes, the porta-pack functions as a portable data sensing-storage-tranmission unit. A webcam streams images live while an LCD mini-terminal with 4 click action push buttons serves as basic communicative device. The urgency signals triggered by the sensors set in public space further commands porta-porters’ collective action.
[via/readmore at richair]

This got me worried, well after watching The Flock topbilling Richard Gere, this really got me worried. There's a scene in the movie where a sexual offender partnered with a hidden webcam was filming children playing at some park. Now this portapack might bring new ideas to those 'soul-be-damned forever' perverts. It's a good thing they colored this yellow because in the event that you see one guy sporting this around kids, you can very well give that guy a dozen smack on the face. And don't forget to bring him to your basement and use the balls-torture technique done on Daniel Craig in the movie Casino Royale. And if you're feeling sentimental, there's always room for a copycat of Kevin Spacey in the movie Seven. Kill those pervs!

Cellphone booth is ridiculous


Nick Rodriguez had an epiphany and here it is-a portable cellphone booth. You've got to ask yourself, is this the way I would want people to see me use my iPhone? Not! Ask yourself again, does my breath really smell that bad? Because that is the only way I'm getting my hands err head on one of this. Could somebody please flush the toilet? Oops! My mistake! Where the hell is that toothbrush?