Dodge Viper ohhhh! I want one!

Autoblog came up with an article about the latest Viper release and boy, did those pics blew me away. I've been an immaculate fan of Ferrari's though I still can't afford one and I'm already in my effin 40's. I've been saving up for it since I was 21, I fuck you not! The damn problem is I can't save anything because I don't own anything, I get my booze money from begging and the only skill I possess is downing a beer can in a record 5 secs. I did try joining a damn beer-drinking contest at least thrice in this effin lifetime I live but the competition downed a can in a record 4.9 secs. That's .1 sec faster than me. Dammit! I thought I was fast.

Click the link for more pics of the FAST Viper.

Bob's full scale tumbler is fucking gorgeous

Bob Dullam is my no1 guy kicking out Quentin Tarantino who has been way up there for years now. If someone else could build a Tumbler from scratch and using only the internet for guides and howto's plus around 50-70K then his/her is most welcome to kick out Bob, but for now, Bob is the man!

I also have been using the internet as a guide for my once in a lifetime project and that is beer keg that doesn't leave my side. A beer keg that's always there 24/7. A beer keg that automatically fills me up when it senses that my alcohol levels is down by at least a hangover.

Since all I do is get drunk 24/7, I never really had time to finish the damn project, I aptly called, Project: Beer Keg Leech. And now I'm still in the process of looking for an empty beer keg, damn! All I have are empty beer cans. I think I'll rename it to Project Beer Can Leech.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Click the link for more images of the Batman Tumbler by the man, Bob Dullam.

Openmoko's Neo FreeRunner is the WTG

FreeRunner is an open-source/linux based phone. It is just like what an open-source phone should be, that is, everything is open for you to tweak including the board. It supports GSM tri-band, WiFi (802.1 1b/g), BlueTooth and GPRS. Now I don't wanna sound like a fucking manual so for a full listing of the specs, click this instead. Other than that, I posted this because this phone is what all phones should be, open-source. Though the iPhone is, well, yeah, open-source in a sense after hacking it, but then you got the fucking warranty voided. Where's the fun in that? Hmmm, that makes it all fun, hack and crack the warranty.

Suckah for the 2009 Ferrari California

Now the good thing about Ferrari's is you get laid no matter how uber-ugly you are, so long as your ride doesn't end up like this. As a matter of fact even if it ends up like that, the chicks still knows how much dough you still have and that's more than enough.

And the good thing about me not owning one is that I can look like this idiot or like this dumbass and have a ride like this and hang this behind me and you can kiss that kick-ass, chick magnet ride goodbye. Suckah!

Autopsy: no1 on my list in top 10 interactive sites

BC: Death/Autopsy has got to be my fave interactive website and I have WebUpon to thank by listing it in their top 10.
QUENTIN: This is my fave too. Know what? I'm gonna give my kid a go at this.
BC: Why is that?
QUENTIN: Start em young, and maybe he'll grow up to be successful like me with all the blood and gore in my movies.
BC: Now that's a novel idea.
QUENTIN: Novel? Nah! A navel idea! you see, next movie I make is all about navels. That's where the antagonist makes his move. The 12-inch butcher knife cut and lots and lots of blood. BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
BC: Now, where's the blood in this interactive site? I love it when you place the internal organs, one by one on the sink, but if it's interactive, where's the blood?
QUENTIN: You want blood? (pulls out 12-inch butcher's knife and cuts BC author by the navel) toldya it's a navel idea. And that's being interactive.

iPhone broadcasts live video

After Flixwagon is installed on the phone, users can broadcast videos with one click to the flixwagon website. Videos can be watched live or saved for later. Also, videos can be embedded in blogs via our flixee widget or uploaded to the user's YouTube account. Users can also easily determine which of their contacts to share each video with.

[via Flixwagon]

Eye-Fi automatically uploads photos

All Eye-Fi Cards can automatically deliver your pictures to your computer. PC or Mac. It’s as simple as choosing a folder. The card will then wirelessly deliver your photos to that destination and even arrange them in neat, date-stamped folders.

Your photos can only be delivered to the computer and folder you’ve chosen, so you don’t have to worry about your photos going elsewhere, even if you’re in a different wireless network. And, if you’re a Mac user, you can choose to have your photos delivered directly into iPhoto for the best experience.

To receive photos in this mode, your computer must be turned on and running the Eye-Fi Manager software. It’s a fast and convenient way to upload your photos for later enhancing, publishing or archiving. No messing with cables or cradles.

[via Eye-Fi]

iPhone 3G coming in July

The second generation iPhone is coming in July this year. It now boasts of 3G, GPS, improved audio and a new headphone jack that is not recessed, meaning there's no more need for the dock when plugging the iPhone to external speakers. Other than that it still sports the same 2.0 MP camera.

Hmmm... a second gen iPhone for 3G and GPS? Lemme think about that. Wait, I'm holding my horses. If I use 3G to surf the net then I'll be paying. If I use WiFi that I steal from my idiot neighbors' router, I won't be paying for anything. The GPS I might consider. But then again if my neighbor who is a fucking idiot decides to buy a 3G iPhone, I'll steal his instead. It's the price he pay for stealing my wife. I had no idea that slouching in the couch and booze all day equates to the next door handy man guy banging your wife while you sleep, dead-drunk.

Goosh is simply better

Goosh.org is an unofficial google shell created by Stephan Grothkopp. If your familiar to Unix or Linux, it behaves like running google from a shell. Google.com is pretty damn simple for a search engine one reason why it clicked, but goosh is as simple as it gets. And another thing that is simple is my perv's cousin's thinking.

Not 1 + 1 = 2, more of like 1 girl in bikinis + 1 girl in thongs = 24 hour orgy.

Now that's simple, at least for his imagination.

Thanks to Raffy who needs to visit me again with lots of cash not just the cash to buy the Nokia phone but a lot more for the effin beer! Raf, saraf! NEVAH BETAH!

Apps a must to jailbreak your iPhone

Lifehacker lists 13 apps which is worth jailbreaking your iPhone. I have all the apps listed but the iPhone Video Recorder was the real reason I jailbroke mine. The Video Recorder truly is worth it. It captures both video and audio and is fully customizable. I first tried ShowTime but without the donation, it only records up to four seconds of video minus customization. Though the iPhone Video Recorder lets you use it 30 times for 30 seconds only minus the registration key, well there's always a key lying around somewhere. It's like the thong of my ex, it lies anywhere, everywhere there's a dude with lots of wads of cash. I am not to be mistaken to be a dude with lots of dough, just a dude with X (read: xanthodont)