Geek scooter has too many features: awesome!

This scooter has a mouthful for specs, so here goes:

• 30db Gain wireless antenna
• Garmin GPS
• Wireless access point
• Stealth television and FM antenna/FM transmitter
• High resolution webcam
• 8" LCD touchscreen
• System status monitor
• Laser keyboard and bluetooth headset
• CPU (check it out yourself)

So eat your hearts out, Superbikes and American Chopper. This is what you call pimp up my bike.