Top 5 laziest inventions

  1. Clapper Plus
  2. Moo Mixer
  3. Twirling Spaghetti Fork
  4. The Nugget Cup
and the one that's number one on my list...

The motorized ice cream cone that does all the work for you, well you just stick out your tongue and your done. That is if you can't let go of that whore who gave you head a long time ago. You stick out your dong and she does all the licking. In this case your the prostitute minus the tiring hand jobs. What works on ice cream will definitely work on your thing, phew!

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