Dodge Viper ohhhh! I want one!

Autoblog came up with an article about the latest Viper release and boy, did those pics blew me away. I've been an immaculate fan of Ferrari's though I still can't afford one and I'm already in my effin 40's. I've been saving up for it since I was 21, I fuck you not! The damn problem is I can't save anything because I don't own anything, I get my booze money from begging and the only skill I possess is downing a beer can in a record 5 secs. I did try joining a damn beer-drinking contest at least thrice in this effin lifetime I live but the competition downed a can in a record 4.9 secs. That's .1 sec faster than me. Dammit! I thought I was fast.

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Bob's full scale tumbler is fucking gorgeous

Bob Dullam is my no1 guy kicking out Quentin Tarantino who has been way up there for years now. If someone else could build a Tumbler from scratch and using only the internet for guides and howto's plus around 50-70K then his/her is most welcome to kick out Bob, but for now, Bob is the man!

I also have been using the internet as a guide for my once in a lifetime project and that is beer keg that doesn't leave my side. A beer keg that's always there 24/7. A beer keg that automatically fills me up when it senses that my alcohol levels is down by at least a hangover.

Since all I do is get drunk 24/7, I never really had time to finish the damn project, I aptly called, Project: Beer Keg Leech. And now I'm still in the process of looking for an empty beer keg, damn! All I have are empty beer cans. I think I'll rename it to Project Beer Can Leech.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

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