Clearblue easy fertility monitor for the unprepared

This fertility monitor actually tells when your chick is ovulating. I would recommend this for those having a hard time to conceive their first. No more manual calculations using that calendar. And I would definitely recommend this to this acquaintance of mine named Jaymen. Not for the purpose of conceiving his first, rather for the purpose of not conceiving another first.

Jaymen is what you may call a 'macho-estupido-numero-uno.' Why?

  1. Contraceptives abound for the nth decades ago and he just have no idea they existed in the first place. And he had fathered a record number of firsts in record time.
  2. He fucks any chick you serve him: the whore, the prostitute, the house-help, and the dude who lives a two-face life and at night morphs into a woman with skirts and all.
  3. He brags to everyone and anyone that he fucks everyone and anyone. Details included (the only detail he leaves out is his ass full of rashes, and, of course, the two-face life dude)
  4. He would readily fuck a 60 year old like he would readily fuck a 16 year old, except for the fact that he needs to booze to puke status the 16 year old, yet, still, would not fuck him.
  5. He brags that he gives monetary support to 18 year olds that he likes but would not fuck them until their 21.
  6. He accuses me that I fucked all of his 18 year olds and that he just wasted his hard-earned money fucking 60 years olds. And I deflowered his 18 year olds before he had a chance.
That damn, paranoid retard, WTH is the reason of his accusation? well, since I was accused then, I did fuck all of his 18's. Serves him right or me.

Now that has got to be the most record number of the word 'fuck' that appears in a post.

Fuck! It really is!


xay said...

lol. fuck!
lemme know what you think about the Dell Studio Hybrid..

d said...

if you're gonna buy one, then do so, OK na OK yan!