Ferrari is too hot to handle

Martin, 43, was at the wheel as the 599 GTB Fiorano burst into flames at traffic lights. Firefighters were quickly on the scene and doused the blaze – but the car was wrecked.

[image via/read more at TheSun.co.uk]

I know havin' a Ferrari means hot women and very hot sex in a hot tub anywhere you want to. But sometimes fate rears it's ugly head to those damn lucky dudes in those hot cars. Me, envious? No way, besides not owning a Ferrari or a car or a damn bike which translates to no hot women, no hot sex or even a damn hot tub for me, nah, I'm not whining. Serves 'em right err me right.

Laser target alarm clock

A laser beam aimed at the exact center of the target is the only way to turn off the alarm sound in the morning. When the laser hits the target the alarm is turned off for 24 hours and goes off at the same time the next day. The alarm will always do this until manually de-activated or the alarm time changes.

[image via/read more at ThinkGeek]

Now this is futuristic. But I'm not. I'm a traditionalist. And my tradition with alarm clocks is they either get hit by a pillow or by my Glock. I find the Glock more amusing because the pillow just can't destroy the fucking thing, with the Glock, I surely wake up from my slumber and blast the damn thing to smithereens. I'm still getting this clock not because of the laser but for my Glock.

Mad TV Heroes spoof is hilarious and I'm late

I know I'm late and this vid was posted months ago but better late than fucking never. I just have to post this. It's so funny and you know what else is funny? It's me being like the Hiro spoof in the first part of this vid. You see I finally got a chance to score with a hot chick and just like any loser I asked my friend who is a ladies man and he told me that I should take her out to some oyster bar. Oysters, just in case your an idiot not to know, are famous for being an aphrodisiac. But then after a couple of baked ones, I found myself locked inside the toilet for two grueling hours. And the hot chick, well, my friend who is a ladies man I told you earlier, got to score with her. Fuck him! I AM GONNA kill all of his kin and feed their remains to my dogs.

Thanks to riain who I still own a skyliner, still.

GTA IV hauls four Guiness records

Grand Theft Auto IV was released on April 29, 2008 and has since gone on to break the following four records:

- Most expensive game ever developed ($100 million)
- Biggest entertainment release of all-time
- Highest grossing video game in 24 hours
- Highest revenue generated by an entertainment product in 24 Hours

Guitar hero IV details released, very promising

"Guitar Hero IV will follow closely in the footsteps of Rock Band, offering new instruments including a bass, microphone, and six-piece drumset that includes two cymbals. It is unknown whether or not the Guitar Hero IV instruments and Rock Band instruments will be cross-compatible.

Rock stars can step into the studio to create their own songs and share them with other players online courtesy of the newly minted Guitar Hero Tunes service, but these tracks will be devoid of vocals.

While no song titles were yet confirmed, Van Halen, The Eagles, Sublime, and Linkin Park will all be making appearances on the tracklist."

[image via/ read more at dugmirror]

Lug nut pill holder for smugglers

[image via/ read more at seanmichaelragan]

This is not for your grandpa who is already having a hard time battling Parkinson's. This is for all the smugglers out there. They mix coke bags with coffee beans right? Now how do you smuggle in ecstasy? This is perfect, you see, it costs 10 dollars for a lug nut pill case, yeah that's a lot for a pill holder but then again what little price to pay to have your shit glide through customs without a hitch. Send yourself at least 100 crates of these packed with tablets and declare it as, well, what else? lug nuts and you can start your very own Amsterdam. They'll never guess. And did I mention that it's water-proof? Perfect eh?

Woman who can't forget is depressed

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"Jill Price, 42, can remember every part of her life since she was 14 but considers her ability a curse as she cannot switch off.

Every detail about every day since 1980 - what time she got up, who she met, what she did, even what she ate - is locked in her brain and can be released to come flooding back by common triggers like songs, smells or place names.

Her condition is so rare that scientists had to coin a term for her condition - hyperthymestic syndrome from the Greek thymesis, for remembering, and hyper, meaning well above normal."

[via telegraph.co.uk]

Why is it that there is always someone with extraordinary abilities who hate their ability? Come on, if I had powers like Hiro Nakamura, I'll surely abuse it to the maximum and get my self filthy rich. And if I had hyperthy...blah blah shit, I can surely find ways to get me compensated mucho dinero maximo. But then again when it comes to memory retention, all I can remember is that I was up late drinking last night like all other nights and I was very drunk, again like every other night. I have no idea who I slept with or where the fuck did I sleep. And why the hell did I woke up inside the maid's quarters with nothing on. Shit! I think I have an idea why their smiling at me a while ago and singing "teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini." Dammit! The secret's out.