My fave of the weirdest accidents

DarkRoastedBlend came up with a list of weirdest accidents and this happens to be one of my fave.

Imagine watching the latest installment of Iron Man which happens to be on top of my list of comic-book heroes thanks to that Robert Downey starrer and then just when the ark reactor is about to blow..KABLAM!!! KABOOM!!! WAHPAK!!! WAGABAG!!! A truck makes it way inside the movie house. Surprises of surprises! Now that's suspension of disbelief, believably, of course.

But this has got to be my top fave.

I know there's nothing weird about it and it sure beats the hell out of me why it got listed in first place, but I still have to thank DRB for posting it. It's the chick man! Just look at her being so gorgeous in that white dress and those heels. I've always wanted my girl dressed like that. And if she can be that strong, imagine what I can or we can do with her strings, well off, that is. Now anybody out there who can hook me up with one? Damn! Me fucking rabbit-sense is tingling.

Stripper candle scent does not strip for me

Hotwicks came up with a zane idea and made scented candles that smells strippers. Now how the hell are strippers supposed to fuckin' smell? They say "just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand... then add some glitter." Or maybe add a little of dried squids and a pinch of dried fish perhaps? Nah, that ain't no stripper smell. That, my friends is the smell of the thongs I mentioned in my previous post.

I got an idea for hotwicks, instead of the stripper scent or the urinal smell in their candles, why not make scented candles that stinks with the breath of Alven, well, you have no idea who he is, and now I'll give you a hint to know who he is. Ever smelled the breath of someone who hadn't eaten for days, you know, the hungry stomach smell? Yeah! that's it! That's him! Manufacture a scent like that and you could give Chemical Ali a run for his chemical arsenal.

Thanks to Dee from multiply whose reaction with this scented candle I'm gonna echo in this post "... Strippers! Seriously???? WTF?!"

Cannibal at Virginia

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Something is very wrong out there. You see those palm prints, why the hell is it colored red in the first place? I know, I know, this license place wasn't really intended to say that. But then again you've got to question it, why bloody red? Why palm prints? Why bloody red palm prints?!